They’re two of probably the most profitable performing physique elements in Hollywood. Colin Farrell’s expressive eyebrows stole the present at The Banshees of Inisherin, even out-acting Brendan Gleeson’s bloody stump of a hand. No one might neglect the tender angle they made as their human host cradled the physique of his lifeless donkey, or the offended form they fashioned because the human performed by Farrell set Gleeson’s cottage ablaze.
Now Farrell’s eyebrows are to share performing suggestions with a brand new era of thespians. They are going to be joined by Keira Knightley’s chin, which has wowed audiences in Pirates of the Caribbean and Love Really, in addition to that fragrance advert the place she wears a mac and gazes wistfully into center distance.
The duo – who lately introduced that they have been splitting from their hosts as a result of ‘creative variations’ – rejected an method from Rachel Riley’s arse.
‘It’s a beautiful arse’, mentioned Farrell’s eyebrows. ‘If I wasn’t only a pair of eyebrows I’d be up there like a rat up a pipe, however it doesn’t have the vary we’re searching for. I’d wish to see it in a romcom, perhaps a darkish tragicomedy set in Bruges or rural Eire, one thing creative like that.’
Keira Knightley’s chin was unable to touch upon Rachel Riley’s arse as arse envy isn’t one among its feelings, although it did pout prettily for no obvious purpose.
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